Wednesday 9 March 2011

Zeroth rule

A good theme for life, while Zombieland would have us believe Rule 1 should be "cardio " this is all very well and good but there is maybe a Rule Zero to borrow a concept from the late great Isaac Asimov and Q from the Bond franchise. The rule is simple, always know your escape plan and make sure everyone else does too. Come the zombie apocalypse you don't want to be thinking hmm now where to now? You need an instant muster point, easy to access and easy to defend , but close enough you can wander home if it blows over without feeling too embarrassed- or worse arrested for looting, damage or "random" acts of violence.
Those who can't make it need to know your next rendezvous locations enroute to your place of final safety. Sounds stupid but how many times have we seen the random  wanderings of immediate post apocalypse survivors die cos they stuck too close to a city full of hungry hungry zombies. So remember to get out and then move on out and most importantly make sure your friends and families know where to meet you!
Stay safe folks

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