We’ve all been there, for one reason or other maybe you fell in with a bad crowd when you were young, maybe you needed the money. Maybe it’s just a job for you and you thought what the hell this is where my skill set is going to take me, maybe you just wanted to “be like the cool kids”, let’s face it it might just be that you really like wearing black. No matter how you got here you’ve become one of the baddies, and I don’t mean the big bad, you’re just a flunky to be honest. So here’s a tip, you and your fellow cohorts are sat around in the lair/base/warehouse having a chat and a drink, all’s quiet, the Big Bad Boss-man has gone off doing whatever it is when he’s plotting. Suddenly the door opens, and in walks in a fairly short gentleman, he looks like he’s in his late forties, has a slightly bemused or wry smile on his face. Let’s face it he’s no threat to anyone is he? Unfortunately for him though he’s come to the wrong place so you and your guys have to beat him, haven’t you? So off the others go, the first tries to hit him and this is where the tip comes in……..DONT! That nice looking guy with the humanitarian streak is Jet Li and yes he is a good guy but he will destroy you and anyone else who stands in his way of being that good guy. I don’t care if you’ve got a knife, or a gun, or even a high powered rifle and a scope you will lose! If you want to survive this Movie your only option is be polite, ask him nicely where he wants to go and offer to give him a map, then go and lie down somewhere and like the possum play dead. Remember you’re not the hero here he is so back of and stay the hell away there’s no way that any physical interaction will end well for you, even if you manage to subdue him, it will be a trap and you will pay for it later.
So stay safe and back away from the gently smiling nice guy!
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