Thursday 21 April 2011

Living Doll

A quick one here, I watched Coraline last night and as I watched I was struck with a thought which later on became more concrete and now has solidified into a rule for here.
So situation, you move into a new house, and when wandering about you find a blocked off small door, so far so good. Nothing else really happens then you get given a doll which has been in the house owner’s family for decades that happens to look exactly like you.
Do you carry it around with you call it little you, and inform it of all your woes? No you moron, it’s blatantly a trap of some variety. You should be thinking hmm that’s a bit unlikely and give it back at the least, or if you’re sensible burn it, and that take half the ashes and cast them to the winds and the other half into the sewers so that never the twain shall meet. Do this and you can be free to explore your new home and environs at your own leisure and in safety!

So stay safe from prying eyes

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