Monday 21 March 2011

Under the sea

Situation: You need to get from point A to point B via point Sea (other bodies of liquid may be available), and lets face it it’s a post apocalyptic zombie action spy movie you’re in here so you need to do it quickly and without drawing attention to yourself. So you gently slide into the water, so far so good, nothing has seen or heard you yet. Time to start swimming… so you start with the front crawl? NO, you idiot you’ve just alerted everyone and lost sight and sound of everything. Here’s the quick tip, LEARN THE BREAST STROKE! OK it may not be as cool but it can be done silently, you can keep your eyes and ears open and hopefully you wont wake anything nasty that might fight or bite!

So learn to swim, and stay safe.

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