Hospitalized?

So you wake up…You’re in a Hospital bed….you’re eyes are very dry and your mouth is too…you notice the drip attached to you…It’s empty….You shout for a nurse…nothing…”Is there anyone out there”…Nothing.

Well that about sums it up the world has obviously ended (ok it could be spending cuts but it’s unlikely they’d have left you there taking up a bed) and everyone has bugged out.

So what now? Well firstly try not to panic, I know that’s a hard thing to do, but think about it you’ve made it so far and it turns out you were just lying there in a coma or some such, now you’re conscious and can look after yourself. Secondly try and sit up and take in your surroundings, time to look for the one thing that’s in every hospital room known to man….Lucozade! Yes that’s right you’ve been still who knows when you last had substance, so look out for the energy drink and drink it slowly, then look for water and drink a little of that. Feeling better yet? Good, time to take stock, here’s what you know:

1)      You’re in a nice; safe and (hopefully) secure room and nothing has eaten you!

2)      There’s no one in shouting distance, so no point in shouting.

3)      Someone left you in here, thinking this was the safest place.

Ok time to look outside, look out the window first, can you see any of the following?

Armies of undead, deserted streets with crashed cars, signs saying “Danger Dead Inside”, rows and rows of dead bodies or funeral pyres. If the answer to any of this is "yes", congratulations you survived the Zombie apocalypse.

Here’s a tip, stay in the hospital until you can work out what the hell is happening it’s a place of safety for now. Have a look around, find some food, look for newspapers, find a weapon or two and stock up on medical supplies.

Whatever you do DON’T just go outside! I don’t care if you’re concerned about your family, they made the decision to leave you in a safe place so why argue for the moment. They know the rules and so have gone off to the muster point or your agreed safe destination so you can meet them there when you’ve got a clue about what’s happening!

So stay safe and stay where you are….for now!